Allow me to introduce to you, your new best friend: Matt Bellassai.
Matt is a writer for Buzzfeed who has a beyond return level of fan-girl love for Beyoncé, drinks more wine than the average, wears almost exclusively plaid shirts, and dominates his own portion of the internet with his incredibly hilarious and original sarcasm and wit. He currently runs a weekly video series on Buzzfeed called Whine About It-where he gets drunk at his desk and complains about things. He says what we're all thinking and never say, and it's Soo great.
Now watch every video he has for the rest of the day, eat warm chocolate chip cookies in bed, and cry for no reason-because that's what he would want you to do.
*be sure to watch "Why Clothes Shopping is the Absolute Worst"*