A dash of gold flakes, a handful of crisp fall leaves, 3 pints of blood from the Starbucks mermaid, Instagram your selfie with the mermaid, must receive a minimum of 50 likes. Now stir ingredients vigorously in a giant cauldron, throw in a witch cackle with a wolf howl in the background, blow a kiss, ANd now cue the fog.
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That didn't work? What a shame. You're probably too basic for recovery.
*This dress is from the online shop eShakti, check em out for custom tailoring and personalizing any of their designs! Psst like 80% of their dresses have pockets!